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| #1 Posted on 11.12.05 0439.45 Reposted on: 11.12.12 0443.14 | No threads? This was truly mediocre so I can't say I'm surprised.
But it was nice to see them continue their trend of no shame regarding the dead.
Because we all REALLY needed to see footage of Bossman being hanged.
Trivia fact: This Orton feud will in fact go on until the end of time. | Promote this thread! |  | Tribal Prophet
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| #2 Posted on 11.12.05 0456.42 Reposted on: 11.12.12 0459.01 | Is it wrong that I love the Boogeyman's entrance as much as I do?
Maybe it's because it's -35 C outside now and I do that same shimmy move walking to my car in the morning...
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| #3 Posted on 11.12.05 0648.13 Reposted on: 11.12.12 0648.47 | Originally posted by Tribal Prophet Is it wrong that I love the Boogeyman's entrance as much as I do?
Maybe it's because it's -35 C outside now and I do that same shimmy move walking to my car in the morning...
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I don't even know what you look like and that's a funny visual. | Dr Unlikely
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| #4 Posted on 11.12.05 1028.03 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1029.01 | I watched SmackDown and a Rockwell video broke out!
While I'm sure I'm the only person who cares about these things, I do think it's important for historical purposes to track the continual development of the Undertaker's magic zombie powers, and tonight he displayed more new ones than ever before. Clearly he's mastered Kane's final power, that of dream projection (Kane first displayed prior to his unmasking), which he used on Randy Orton. He also notably gained the power of human possession tonight, choosing Josh Matthews as his unholy vessel. I can't wait for Dean's SmackDown comix this week, I hope he goes all Bernie Wrightson on us.
The last power, though, I'm not sure of. Was that a display of the ultra-rare power of autokinesis? Or did Undertaker merely transform himself into the Orton car and drive himself away, like how Goldberg used to be able to transform into a Monster Truck? I hope some experts on the Undertaker and the Learning Tree can weigh in on this important development and make an official call.
Barring that last one, the Undertaker's full range of magic zombie powers now appear to include resurrection, nigh-invulnerability, limited flight, voice projection, the ability to transform himself into electronic signals and travel through power lines/satellite feeds while reforming on projection screens as well as control lighting rigs, Deadly Mystical Lightning, the ability to make it rain indoors, spontaneous wall bleeding, dream projection and possibly control of fire, I'm still not sure about that.
Anyway, you know what was really silly on SmackDown this week? Batista holding Misterio up in his arms like he was a little kid after they chased off JBL. | Brian P. Dermody
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| #5 Posted on 11.12.05 1137.55 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1143.02 | He possessed Marty Jannetty once before. And that was after taking a beating from every heel in the locker room. He truly cannot be stopped.
Just riggity-dig-damn-diculous. | El Pescado
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| #6 Posted on 11.12.05 1217.28 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1218.52 | Am I the only one who's totally in love with The Undertaker having super magic powers? Possessing Josh Matthews was hilarious.
I miss Ken Kennedy already.
I'm sure his wrestling skills are extremely limited, but I'm sure enjoying The Boogeyman in all his worm vomiting glory.
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| #7 Posted on 11.12.05 1528.17 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1528.19 | The new power you're forgetting is the ability to project the illusions not only onto his victim, but THROUGH the satellite feed to us.
The old power you're forgetting is control of the weather. INDOORS.
This has become a contest to out stupid themselves.
That being said, I eagerly await the UT/Boogeyman feud and/or team up. | Lord of the Manor
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| #8 Posted on 11.12.05 1536.37 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1537.02 | Originally posted by AngryJohnny I eagerly await the UT/Boogeyman feud and/or team up.
Okay, so is the Boogeyman supposed to be a face or a heel? I honestly can't tell. | J. Kyle
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| #9 Posted on 11.12.05 1540.40 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1540.59 | Originally posted by Lord of the Manor
Originally posted by AngryJohnny I eagerly await the UT/Boogeyman feud and/or team up.
Okay, so is the Boogeyman supposed to be a face or a heel? I honestly can't tell.
Hell I can't even tell if he's supposed to be taken seriously or not. | Freeway
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| #10 Posted on 11.12.05 1717.37 Reposted on: 11.12.12 1718.47 | Originally posted by El Pescado Am I the only one who's totally in love with The Undertaker having super magic powers? Possessing Josh Matthews was hilarious.
I miss Ken Kennedy already.
I'm sure his wrestling skills are extremely limited, but I'm sure enjoying The Boogeyman in all his worm vomiting glory.
Speaking of Kennedy, they better brush off the RNN gimmick for him. I want to see 30 second vignettes in the coming weeks with him suddenly annoucing "Kennnedy...KENNNEDY....is now at 25%" and so on. | sentonBOMB
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| #11 Posted on 12.12.05 1436.50 Reposted on: 12.12.12 1436.54 | Originally posted by El Pescado Am I the only one who's totally in love with The Undertaker having super magic powers? Possessing Josh Matthews was hilarious.
I miss Ken Kennedy already.
I'm sure his wrestling skills are extremely limited, but I'm sure enjoying The Boogeyman in all his worm vomiting glory.
I agree wholeheartedly with all points made in this post. | MDK
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| #12 Posted on 12.12.05 1531.35 Reposted on: 12.12.12 1531.59 | Originally posted by Dr Unlikely Barring that last one, the Undertaker's full range of magic zombie powers now appear to include resurrection, nigh-invulnerability, limited flight, voice projection, the ability to transform himself into electronic signals and travel through power lines/satellite feeds while reforming on projection screens as well as control lighting rigs, Deadly Mystical Lightning, the ability to make it rain indoors, spontaneous wall bleeding, dream projection and possibly control of fire, I'm still not sure about that.
Anyway, you know what was really silly on SmackDown this week? Batista holding Misterio up in his arms like he was a little kid after they chased off JBL.
Don't forget the magical power of making the ring steps move all by themselves, which he constantly used as the American Bad Ass. How he did that was a mySTAIRY to everybody | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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