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| #1 Posted on 7.10.02 1138.53 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1146.49 | Here are a few ideas for matches that could be booked on RAW this week under the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal system (Where's Cheetum the Midget when You need Him.)
1) Jeff Hardy vs. Brooklyn Brawler in a Loser Sleeps With Patterson Match (Double DQ, Pat ends up with both) 2) Big Slow vs. an invading Mark Henry in a Loser has Contract Voided Match (Who cares who wins, it would rid us of one of the fat turds) 3) Kane and Hurricane vs Island Boys (Titles and Masks vs Hair and Career) 4) Booker T vs Jericho (Texas Death Match) 5) Stacy vs Trish (Loser must be locked in a room with Lawler for an hour match) 6) HHH vs RVD (Steel Cage I Quit Match) Promote this thread! | | InVerse
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| #2 Posted on 7.10.02 1157.16 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1159.02 | How about
Trish vs. Jaqueline in a match where the loser has to have her implants removed? [Insert obligatory Steph joke here.]
HHH vs. RVD in a loser takes a drug test match?
Hurricane vs. Jeff Hardy in a hair dye on a pole match.
Ravens vs. Tommy Dreamer in a 30 minute hardcore iron man match where the winner is the one who hits his opponent with the most international objects.
A 20 man battle royal where the winner gets a clean victory over HHH. Kane's pyros go awry and accidentally burn to death everyone on the ring. | OlFuzzyBastard
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| #3 Posted on 7.10.02 1244.11 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1248.28 | You just know that two male wrestlers are going to land on the Bra and Panties Match.
And you just know that, if I'm right, one of those two male wrestlers will be Jeff Hardy. | redsoxnation
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| #4 Posted on 7.10.02 1255.53 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1259.02 |
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard You just know that two male wrestlers are going to land on the Bra and Panties Match.
And you just know that, if I'm right, one of those two male wrestlers will be Jeff Hardy.
So Jeff would be wearing his normal ring attire then. Scary thought is that if Jeff has this match, it would probably be against Big Slow. Just imagine Lawler's puppy remarks during that one. | cactuspete
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| #5 Posted on 7.10.02 1435.21 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1437.36 | Y2J vs RVD vs Jeff Hardy vs Booker T in a "glass ceiling" match:
a steel cage covered with a layer of glass. above the cage suspended in mid air is a sledgehammer. the first wrestler to crack through the glass ceiling and obtain the sledgehammer is decalred the winner. the winner then gives the sledgehammer to HHH so he can hit him with it and injure his quad again and be put out of action. | Grimis
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| #6 Posted on 7.10.02 1509.06 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1509.09 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation 2) Big Slow vs. an invading Mark Henry in a Loser has Contract Voided Match (Who cares who wins, it would rid us of one of the fat turds)
How about we just hope for a double pin? | Ana Ng
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| #7 Posted on 7.10.02 1548.10 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1550.37 | You know, if we're going for realism, and it's truly "any stipulation might come to fruition" tonight, they're going to need a lot of stuff on hand, such as:
-A burial setup with accompanying shovel, dirt, and tombstone for a "buried alive" match.
-A kiddie pool, ready to be filling with pudding, gravy, mud, etc.
-A cage.
-A pole.
-A hell in a cell.
-A bunch of rottweilers in case the cage meets cell for a "kennel from hell" match.
-A casket.
-A fire around the ring setup in the event of an "inferno match".
-Every wrestler will need to bring the following gear: Bra, panties, bikini, evening gown, tuxedo, lingerie, and a pair of "street clothes".
-A kitchen sink.
-A leather strap. Also, possibly a chain or a rope.
Can you think of anything else they would need to have handy, which they might not normally have readily available for a live Raw? | ekedolphin
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| #8 Posted on 7.10.02 1605.32 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1608.01 | The truly scary thing is, if they actually randomized it (which I doubt they will), we could see such epic matches as Booker T vs. RVD in an HLA match, and Trish vs. Molly in a Hell in a Cell match.
Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing the latter, were it not for the fact that they'd both probably get killed. | Net Hack Slasher
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| #9 Posted on 7.10.02 1613.22 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1620.17 |
Originally posted by InVerse How about
Trish vs. Jaqueline in a match where the loser has to have her implants removed? [Insert obligatory Steph joke here.]
I know I really should just let this pass cause it's not good for my blood pressure, Trish's chest isn't that big. Don't know or care if she had work on them or not I think her chest goes well with her body type. Sure she's busty but nothing too outrageous (especially in this industry). Actually Trish in normal(non-pushups)bra or bikini she looks like a normal busty girl and her having a normal bodytype she looks good (IMO). Why put Trish in that match when we do have Terri, she needs a downgrade to more realistic size more then Trish =).. I know I over-react but Trish is my girl
Victoria v. Stacy - HArdcore match - I Know I've stated this before but I really want them to continue Vickie bully ways by her destroying Stacy (with Trish not able to compete by the doctors due to a concussion from last week chair shot). And while she finishes the job on Stacy with a Chair out comes Trish for the save only to be nailed the second she enters the ring by Victoria... Vickie major heel destroying to popular girls. Trish babyface ignoring doc's orders to do a save. Stacy becomes face, she's never booed anyways.
Christian v. Test - hair vs. hair- Well we do keep hairing (haha get it) reports that Vince & co. wants them to get a new look. What better way then a hair vs. hair Stipulation.
**Glad I caught Ana Ng post before I send mine, that's funny =). They need a ladder and ask every wrestler who's not a champion to bring their most important personal possession so they could put it up there for the match.
What happens if at 10:45 they spin the wheel and 1 hour Iron man match pops up. Sorry CSI/Sportscenter, your screwed. =)
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| #10 Posted on 7.10.02 1627.52 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1628.01 |
Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher Why put Trish in that match when we do have Terri, she needs a downgrade to more realistic size more then Trish =)..
Because I don't want to see Terri wrestling period. You could be right, though. I haven't really paid much attention to Trish's chest, I just picked her at random. I would have put Lita in there instead but obviously she can't wrestle at all.
And if the hair style rumors regarding the Unamericans are true, I'm guessing we really will see Storm/Regal vs. Test/Christian in a hair match tonight.
Hey, and how about a Ed Leslie vs. Brian Lee vs. Sean Waltman match where the winner gets another WWE shot and the 2 losers and their respective high ranking close friend have to leave? | senor sangre
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| #11 Posted on 7.10.02 1650.06 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1656.04 | "WWE.com was given an exclusive peek at the roulette wheel; there are more than 20 special stipulations on it, including Capture the Midget Match, Las Vegas Street Fight, Coal Miners' Glove Match, Chain Match, Diaper Match, First Blood, ___ on a Pole Match and many more."
On the front page, the graphic also has Vegas Showgirl, Handicap, HLA, Bischoff's Choice, and Kiss My Ass.
This should be...interesting. | InVerse
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| #12 Posted on 7.10.02 1720.00 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1721.19 | I have no idea what in the hell a Capture the Midget match is (has there ever been such a match?) but I damn sure want to see one now. Perhaps as a tag match using Booker Wee and Mini-Dust.
And since the WWE owns the rights to everything WCW, how about a good old fashioned King of the Road match?
I think the important thing is for everyone to just take tonight as a night of comedic enjoyment and not bitch about the lack of storyline furtheration and who's being held down. I'm fully expecting to have fun watching Raw tonight. | ges7184
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| #13 Posted on 7.10.02 1730.53 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1731.09 | Oh crap, Jerry Lawler is "wrestling" tonight. Crap being the key word, because a Lawler match under these circumstances has a very big potential to enter Wrestlecrap territory. (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!) | Parts Unknown
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| #14 Posted on 7.10.02 1800.46 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1805.06 | I hate to say this, but I think a casket match would really, really rule all. I miss 'em.
Other than that, I want to see the following:
1. Slam Yokozuna on the aircraft carrier match 2. Shane's greatest hits match - loser has to jump of the Titan Tron, be thrown through glass, etc. 3. Blindfold match (w/Arrogance on a pole) | InVerse
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| #15 Posted on 7.10.02 1805.05 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1809.25 | How about Jericho vs. Booker T in a loser leaves Raw match. You could see them going for a double DQ so they could both jump to Smackdown. | Net Hack Slasher
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| #16 Posted on 7.10.02 1820.29 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1823.36 | A DIAPER MATCH! Please whoever loses the Diaper match have the decency to fire them the next day because their career is over.
Oh god I have a sick sick feeling that this is going to be so horrible. I'm afraid to even watch. I have no idea how This CAN be good?
edit in from raw page "Stacy Keibler will battle for the Women's Championship tonight. Certainly the champion, Trish Stratus, would have the advantage in a traditional match, but what if the two Divas battle in an HLA Match? Will we have a new Women's Champion live tonight on RAW?"... HUH isn't an HLA match a normal match but the loser has to kiss a girl. How does that even the odds?
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 7.10.02 1924) | HMD
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| #17 Posted on 7.10.02 1835.36 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1835.52 | How about a returning Tom Zenk V.S. a returning Nailz in a Loser Has to Let Vince Beat Them Off Match
And by the way, if business really gets bad, how about bringing in Magic Johnson for a first blood match. Now THAT would get people talking. | OlFuzzyBastard
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| #18 Posted on 7.10.02 1853.35 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1853.37 | Capture The Midget? Capture the Midget! Oh my god, is this show a keeper!! | InVerse
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| #19 Posted on 7.10.02 1903.45 Reposted on: 7.10.09 1908.29 |
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard Capture The Midget? Capture the Midget! Oh my god, is this show a keeper!!
Wait, is this what the Angle/Benoit/Mysterio match was the Smackdown before last? | UnsUwe
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| #20 Posted on 8.10.02 1109.15 Reposted on: 8.10.09 1110.25 | The only gimmick match I badly wanna see is Undertaker vs. Big Show in a "sell-the-most-opponents'-moves" match........because this has to become really interesting! |
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