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#1 Posted on 15.11.02 2130.38
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I kid you not. From Usa Today:

Five-star challenge

Hulk Hogan has stood up to many a challenge during his 25 years in the ring. But this week the legendary pro wrestler stands alone in USA TODAY's Five-Star Challenge. Despite his defensive lineman-type size (6-7, 275), Hulk didn't play football growing up in Tampa, instead turning to music as a teenager. On his first day of training to be a wrestler in 1977, he broke his leg. But things obviously went uphill from there. Hogan, 49, is a fan of his hometown team, the Buccaneers. His autobiography, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, is due in bookstores Tuesday.


By John Bazemore, AP
Hulk Hogan


***** Like the return of Hulkamania runnin' wild in 2002!

**** Like a Smackdown at Madison Square Garden.

*** Like a blind date: maybe good, maybe not.

** Like being on the receiving end of a pile driver. It hurts to watch.

* Turn it off, grab a copy of Hollywood Hulk Hogan and start reading.

*****

New Orleans at Atlanta, 1 p.m.

Hulk: A battle of teams that can score a lot of points. Look for the Saints to heave Atlanta out of the building the way I did to Andre (the Giant) in Wrestlemania III. New Orleans 38-27.

New England at Oakland, 8:30 p.m.

Hulk: It's young vs. old in this matchup. Like watching Spider-Man against Macho Man Randy Savage. Pats 34-31.

****

San Francisco at San Diego, 4:05 p.m.

Hulk: San Diego is like Shawn Michaels and will have to cheat to win. Niners 27-21.

Buffalo at Kansas City, 1 p.m.

Hulk: The crowd will dictate this one. The better team doesn't win. Chiefs 31-30.

***

Baltimore at Miami, 4:15 p.m.

Hulk: This one is like Brutus Beefcake fighting his wife who cares? OK, Ray Lewis and I have the same car. Baltimore in a defensive battle 16-9.

Washington at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m.

Hulk: Steve Spurrier is in over his head. The Giants win this one 20-10.

Green Bay at Minnesota, 1 p.m.

Hulk: Maybe Minnesota can borrow Triple H's sledgehammer. That's the only way this team can beat Favre. Packers 35-13.

Pittsburgh at Tennessee, 1 p.m.

Hulk: One thing I can predict in this matchup is inconsistency. Steelers 20-13.

**

Chicago at St. Louis, 9 p.m. Monday

Hulk: Warner coming back is like Kevin Nash putting nWo (New World Order) back together to crush WWE. Rams 41-20.

Dallas at Indianapolis, 1 p.m.

Hulk: No match. It's like Dick the Bruiser demolishing the entire Von Erich family. Colts 28-10.

Arizona at Philadelphia, 1 p.m.

Hulk: The Eagles have something to prove, just like Rocky against Clubber Lang in Rocky III (my personal favorite movie I played Thunderlips). Philly 38-21.

Carolina at Tampa Bay, 4:05 p.m.

Hulk: Ric Flair vs. Hulk the real Carolina vs. Tampa I'll take my home team. Bucs 21-12.

*

New York Jets at Detroit, 4:15 p.m.

Hulk: Joey Harrington just may be the "Next Big Thing." Lions 28-27.

Jacksonville at Houston, 4:15 p.m.

Hulk: This one is what we call in the biz a "dark" match. Not quite ready for TV. Houston 19-17.

Denver at Seattle, 4:15 p.m.

Hulk: Mike Holmgren is like Vince McMahon. The Broncos are Stone Cold Steve Austin. Watch out, Vince! Broncos 28-24.

Cleveland at Cincinnati, 1 p.m.

Hulk: Cincy can only win if Pete Rose dresses up like a chicken and bets against the home team. Browns 27-10.

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#2 Posted on 16.11.02 0739.38
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I hope this doesn't become a regular feature.
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#3 Posted on 16.11.02 1148.31
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I'm glad I don't read the USA today.
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#4 Posted on 18.11.02 0119.55
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Would a non-wrestling fan get even half of these references?
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#5 Posted on 18.11.02 0943.28
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Nice as always to see Hogan find another method to bury Flair.
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#6 Posted on 18.11.02 1324.34
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Judging by those picks, Hogan's even worse at picking NFL games than he is in the ring...
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#7 Posted on 19.11.02 1103.50
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Don't you just wish that Eva Save-A-Lot would come in and hit Hogan with repeated chairshots during that 10-10-220 ad he does ?
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