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#1 Posted on 14.9.02 1247.52
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Well, first of all, this would go in a sports forum, if CRZ had a Tennis or Other Sports forum, but he doesn't, so it's random. Anna Kournikova, goddess of the Internet and loser of matches the world over, is in the finals of a tournament. No, it's not the French Open or anything where she'd have to beat somebody good, but she is in the finals. Now, because comedy is why people laugh, let's examine that tourney, shall we? It's in Shanghai. A week after the US Open, it's in Shanghai. Nobody big is going to Shanghai after the United States Open. Now, here's where it gets really good. She is facing the number one seed in the finals. Who is this number one seed in the finals. Who is she, you ask? Anna Smashnova, I answer. Does anybody wanna guess what Anna's seed is in the tournament? Come on, guess. She's the fourth seed! That's right, you heard it. Fourth-seeded Anna Kournikova. Doesn't sound right. I bet she loses, though.
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#2 Posted on 14.9.02 1616.13
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You BET she loses? OF COURSE she loses. She ALWAYS loses.

But she's still hot.


Sorry about the caps.
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#3 Posted on 14.9.02 1950.07
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I'm tellin' ya...

...everyone join me on the Daniela Hantchunova bandwagon before all the moronic sports columnists that have been drooling over Anna all these years realize that not only is she hotter than Anna, but she's also a hell of a lot better at tennis.
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#4 Posted on 14.9.02 2003.23
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    Originally posted by Bullitt
    I'm tellin' ya...

    ...everyone join me on the Daniela Hantchunova bandwagon before all the moronic sports columnists that have been drooling over Anna all these years realize that not only is she hotter than Anna, but she's also a hell of a lot better at tennis.



Too late man, SI ran a small article and mentioned her a couple of weeks ago. You're right though, she is fine.
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#5 Posted on 14.9.02 2221.39
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Eh. She isn't better looking than Anna.

But neither of them is Chris Evert, so we can SHUT UP with this discussion and crown her the Queen of Hot Tennis Women already.
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#6 Posted on 15.9.02 0010.19
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    Originally posted by El Nastio
    Too late man, SI ran a small article and mentioned her a couple of weeks ago. You're right though, she is fine.


True enough...but one SI article doesn't equal the thousands of sheep journalists that drool over everything Anna does.
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#7 Posted on 15.9.02 0428.36
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Sadly, Anna's quest for a singles title will have to wait another tournament, as she lost in straight sets.

And the hell with Anna and anyone else, I got bitten with a wicked Jennifer Capriati crush back when she debuted and it really hasn't abated despite the arrests, drug use, physique changes, whatever. I can't defend or explain it, it's just how it is.
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#8 Posted on 15.9.02 0718.19
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I agree that Hantchnova is hotter than Anna.

Capriati before the drugs was hot too.

A funny tidbit about Capriati,after she lost in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open a couple of weeks ago, she stripped to her bra in a NY club.

(edited by tomvejada on 15.9.02 0519)

(edited by tomvejada on 15.9.02 0523)
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#9 Posted on 15.9.02 1018.26
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I figured she lose. As the original poster had said, this was a nothing tournament. But truth be told, she has been entering tournaments of this caliber for a while in desparate search of her first tournament championship (until the last year or year and a half, she never entered these little minor tournaments, and was even criticized for that), and she STILL can't get her first tournament championship. I think it is such a monkey on her back now, I think she may never remove it.

As far as tennis hotties, how about Martina Hingis!?

In fact, how about doubles parnters Martina and Anna engaging in a little H...L...A!!!!.......Didn't you hear me, I said H...L...A!!!!! That's HOT....LESBIAN....ACTION!!!!.......Oh shit, maybe I'm the target audience for that Monday night crap. It's all my fault. Sorry guys.
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#10 Posted on 16.9.02 0016.21
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    Originally posted by ges7184
    In fact, how about doubles parnters Martina and Anna engaging in a little H...L...A!!!!.......Didn't you hear me, I said H...L...A!!!!! That's HOT....LESBIAN....ACTION!!!!.......Oh shit, maybe I'm the target audience for that Monday night crap. It's all my fault. Sorry guys.


Isn't that what Mauresmo's for? Half the WTA would probably prefer her to be on the ATP...
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#11 Posted on 16.9.02 1543.09
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    Originally posted by tomvejada
    I agree that Hantchnova is hotter than Anna.

    Capriati before the drugs was hot too.

    A funny tidbit about Capriati,after she lost in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open a couple of weeks ago, she stripped to her bra in a NY club.

    (edited by tomvejada on 15.9.02 0519)

    (edited by tomvejada on 15.9.02 0523)


I've heard that she was singing "Hot In Herre". You know, "It's getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes."
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