Testing here because I love the thread title (I also like to rip on my Packer loving friend for it when I can).
RORY: So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal? LORELAI: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert...again. RORY: Uh-huh. LORELAI: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.
DO NOT PANIC -- this is ONLY a test. If this were an ACTUAL emergency, you would immediately be directed to ... ahh, forget it. J.T. Dutch Tazz: "What's MY watch sayin', Austin?" S.C.S.A.: "I dunno ... I don't speak Spanish.