Maybe it would sound a little something like this:
People like you make me sick. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, apart from the deranged rantings of that fat bastard with a superority complex, is fine high-quality country.
Our govenment is a brillant govenment, a brillant country, and a brilliant place because it lets gayes like you live in it, yo. It just upsets me that people who can't do anything near the quality that the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA does takes pot shots at them all the time.
Maybe you're jealous that you spent a decade on your fat ass and you got nowhere? Huh? Huh? Yeah.
Dude, I am so not flaming. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is about one billion times better than Iraq ever was.
That Saddam guy is a gaye, if you haven't heard.
Dude, have you ever run a busy country? No, you haven't. The problem with the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is that it is so popular (because it's that damn good) that the dawgs can't cope.
Dude, are you dissin' the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Dawg, I would punch you out. You're a traitor, so go back to Iraq and your boyfriend Saddam. We don't need any America-bashers around, dude.
Because Saddam is gaye and jerks off to Ramadan and that other gaye guy.
(Then again, Bin Ladan is gaye. It's just that he jerks off to his goat.)
You're gaye. And you're gaye.
I don't like gaye, because they suck teh cock just like Dean Ramadan. So you go to Iraq and be gaye with Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein cannot ban me. Because Saddam Hussein fears me, dude.
This is not troll, gayes.
He does. I can snap my fingers and destroy Saddam for good. I'm staying here for a loooooooooong time, dudes.
Dude, I am so not naive. Saddam Hussein fears me, and so does the rest of those fat asses in the world.
You better believe me, you gaye. I'd kick your fat ass like that, dawg.
Originally posted by Save FerrisDude, I am so not naive. CRZ fears me, and so does the rest of those fat asses in the IWC.
(edited by Save Ferris on 14.1.03 1127)
Am I the only rail-thin poster-boy for an eating disorder in the "IWC"? I demand some equality in the flame insults. For every two "fat-ass" comments, I want to hear at least one "skinny little shit" comment.
And, for the record, I am deathly afraid of this person. I have changed all my email addresses so that I don't receive mail bombs or, perhaps, fan mail.
Under my ruling the WWF would probably earn 10 billion dollars a year. WWF wrestlers and personnel have read my material, I'm surprised they haven't hired me. And if they did anyways I'd SO turn their world upside down.