In April Fools' night ceremonies in Santa Monica, JACK & JILL set a new record, becoming the first film in the 32-year history of the RAZZIES® to "win" every single tacky trophy handed out at the annual Oscar® spoof — a total of TEN Dis-Honors.
Worst Picture - Jack & Jill Worst Actor - Adam Sandler (Jack & Jill, Just Go With It) Worst Actress - Adam Sandler (Jack & Jill) Worst Supporting Actor - Al Pacino (Jack & Jill) Worst Supporting Actress - David Spade (Jack & Jill) Worst Screen Ensemble: The Entire Cast (Jack & Jill) Worst Director - Dennis Dugan (Jack & Jill, Just Go With It) Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel: Jack & Jill (Remake/Ripoff of GLEN OR GLENDA) Worst Screen Couple - Adam Sandler & [ Katie Holmes | Al Pacino | Adam Sanlder] (Jack & Jill) Worst Screenplay - Jack & Jill (Screenplay by Steve Koren & Adam Sandler, Story by Ben Zook)
There might be something usable in Pygmalion or My Fair Lady? Humpty Dumpty has a speech about what words mean in Through the Looking Glass, but I don't know if it makes it to any screen versions. Similar situation with The Phantom Tollbooth.