And now it's time for the worst of the year. The field isn't as ripe as the last few years, but there's still plenty of crap to be seen here. (Though there's one notable omission that I'll talk about later.)
WORST PICTURE -All About Steve -G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra -Land of the Lost -Old Dogs -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
WORST ACTOR -All Three Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience) -Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost) -Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2) -Eddie Murphy (Imagine That) -John Travolta (Old Dogs)
WORST ACTRESS -Beyonce (Obsessed) -Sandra Bullock (All About Steve) -Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie) -Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body AND Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen -Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR -Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie) -Hugh Hefner (as himself) (Miss March) -Robert Pattinson (Twilight Saga: New Moon) -Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) (Land of the Lost) -Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS -Candice Bergen (Bride Wars) -Ali Larter (Obsessed) -Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) -Kelly Preston (Old Dogs) -Julie White (as Mom) (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
WORST SCREEN COUPLE -Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience) -Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper (All About Steve) -Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature, or "Comic Riff" (Land of the Lost) -Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox or Any Transformer (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) -Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner (Twilight Saga: New Moon)
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL -G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra -Land of the Lost -Pink Panther 2 -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen -Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST DIRECTOR -Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) -Walt Becker (Old Dogs) -Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost) -Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) -Phil Traill (All About Steve)
WORST SCREENPLAY -All About Steve -G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra -Land of the Lost -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen -Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE -Battlefield Earth (2000) -Freddy Got Fingered (2001) -Gigli (2003) -I Know Who Killed Me (2007) -Swept Away (2002)
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE -Ben Affleck -Eddie Murphy -Mike Myers -Rob Schneider -John Travolta
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE -Mariah Carey -Paris Hilton -Lindsay Lohan -Jennifer Lopez -Madonna
There were some very notable omissions here that I can't wrap my head around. No "love" for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li or Dragonball: Evolution? Those two films were total abominations. Perhaps it's part of the promise that no one must ever speak of them again...even though I just did.
Love the decade noms. If the "Worst Actor of the Decade" isn't renamed "The Murphy", something is seriously wrong with the world.
MacGruber! Making life-saving inventions out of household materials! MacGruber! Getting in and out of ultra-sticky situations! MacGruber! The guy's a freakin' genius! MACGRUBER!
Good luck getting that theme song out of your head
Razzies really go after the Big Hollywood movies or ones that high profile actors or actresses that bomb. I am actually pretty bored with these things. As much as I hated Transformers and GI Joe, I have seen worse much worse. Dragonball from what I understand was an abortion, but since it made no money or wasn't expected to make money, it doesn't get a nod.
We all bang on Megan Fox, but she was not as terrible as Katie Holmes in Bamtan Begins. That is the worst actress role of the decade. I think Sandra Bullock in Blind Sight looked the most weak ass of the bunch this year and she is getting the nod as well as that picture.
Okay, I've been trying to keep my excitement level down, but I really have to just emote here. I am so ultra-hyped for this. I'm not sure whether to be worried or happy about the new seemingly harder edged Doctor's companion in Billie Piper.