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Since: 20.6.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.83
WORST PICTURE
-Basic Instinct 2
-Bloodrayne
-Lady in the Water
-Little Man
-The Wicker Man

WORST ACTOR
-Tim Allen (The Santa Clause 3, The Shaggy Dog, Zoom)
-Nicolas Cage (The Wicker Man)
-Larry the Cable Guy (Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector)
-Rob Schneider (The Replacements, Little Man)
-Marlon & Shawn Wayans (Little Man)

WORST ACTRESS
-Hilary & Haylie Duff (Material Girls)
-Lindsay Lohan (Just My Luck)
-Kristanna Loken (Bloodrayne)
-Jessica Simpson (Employee of the Month)
-Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
-Danny DeVito (Deck The Halls)
-Ben Kingsley (Bloodrayne)
-M. Night Shyamalan (Lady in the Water)
-Martin Short (The Santa Clause 3)
-David Thewlis (Basic Instinct 2, The Omen)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
-Kate Bosworth (Superman Returns)
-Kristin Chenoweth (Deck The Halls, RV, Pink Panther)
-Carmen Electra (Date Movie, Scary Movie 4)
-Jenny McCarthy (John Tucker Must Die)
-Michelle Rodriguez (Bloodrayne)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
-Tim Allen & Martin Short (The Santa Clause 3)
-Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit (The Wicker Man)
-Hilary & Haylie Duff (Material Girls)
-Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts (Basic Instinct 2)
-Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans (Little Man)

WORST REMAKE OR RIP-OFF
-Little Man
-Pink Panther
-Poseidon
-The Shaggy Dog
-The Wicker Man

WORST PREQUEL OR SEQUEL
-Basic Instinct 2
-Big Momma's House 2
-Garfield 2
-The Santa Clause 3
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

WORST DIRECTOR
-Uwe Boll (Bloodrayne)
-Michael Caton-Jones (Basic Instinct 2)
-Ron Howard (The Da Vinci Code)
-M. Night Shyamalan (Lady in the Water)
-Keenan Ivory Wayans (Little Man)

WORST SCREENPLAY
-Basic Instinct 2
-Bloodrayne
-Lady in the Water
-Little Man
-The Wicker Man

WORST EXCUSE FOR FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
-Deck The Halls
-Garfield 2
-RV
-The Santa Clause 3
-The Shaggy Dog

I'm actually pretty shocked by a number of things here. Immediately noticeable is the omission of perennial punching bags Sylvester Stallone and Halle Berry. Stallone I can understand, since Rocky Balboa actually turned out to be decent, but there should have been no excuse for not nominating Berry for Worst Actress, since she stunk up X3 with an inexplicably EXPANDED role.

I'm also somewhat disappointed by the field for Worst Picture. These were bad, but they were nothing compared to the shitpiles that were Date Movie, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Garfield 2, and Deck The Halls just to name a few.

And finally, I cry foul at Ron Howard's nomination for Worst Director. I'll admit Da Vinci Code was disappointing, but it wasn't THAT bad.

(edited by It's False on 24.1.07 1302)



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.07
The Kate Bosworth nomination is a bit of a headscratcher too because...

A) She wasn't that bad. (Though probably the weak link of SR.)
and
B) That was more of a lead role than a supporting role.



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
ULTRAVIOLET should be all over the Razzies. Where the Hell is it?!



To those who say people wouldn't look; they wouldn't be interested; they're too complacent, indifferent and insulated, I can only reply: There is, in one reporter's opinion, considerable evidence against that contention. But even if they are right, what have they got to lose? Because if they are right, and this instrument is good for nothing but to entertain, amuse and insulate, then the tube is flickering now and we will soon see that the whole struggle is lost. This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires, and lights, in a box.-Edward R. Murrow
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
Wow, Little Man is poised to run through the Razzies, and I think it will. I don't get all the hate for Lady In the Water, well I guess I do but I found the movie to be okay.

Sharon Stone HAS to win for Worst Screen Couple. And Lindsay Lohan should apparently win for Worst Leading Actress. As Richard Roeper says, she even over-acted on the box cover for Just My Luck.



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.45
    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    Wow, Little Man is poised to run through the Razzies, and I think it will. I don't get all the hate for Lady In the Water, well I guess I do but I found the movie to be okay.

    Sharon Stone HAS to win for Worst Screen Couple. And Lindsay Lohan should apparently win for Worst Leading Actress. As Richard Roeper says, she even over-acted on the box cover for Just My Luck.



I got a copy of Little Man along with about 100 other recent titles for sale this week, and my girlfriend's daughter wanted to watch it on the weekend. So we popped it in, and I remember asking my girlfriend about 100 times during the movie "how the hell do movies like this get the approval to get made?" Seriously, a movie about a grown up pretending to be a baby, with a full mouth of adult teeth. Right.

Of course, our 12 year old loved it, but she's also deaf so visual comedy works wonders on her.
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.57
You know, aside from Shymalan, that's actually a pretty strong group of actors in the supporting male category. Maybe Sir Ben or Cage will win and pull a Halle Berry by showing up Oscar in hand to accept their awards.



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.23
And to think some W's scoffed when I said Lady in the Water was the worst movie I had ever seen, and then a few months later say that WICKER MAN had replaced it.

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.04
Nothing for Running With Scissors? Everyone involved with that film deserves to die slowly and painfully.



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Since: 6.1.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.62
    Originally posted by SchippeWreck
    The Kate Bosworth nomination is a bit of a headscratcher too because...

    A) She wasn't that bad. (Though probably the weak link of SR.)
    and
    B) That was more of a lead role than a supporting role.


A) Yeah, she really was.

B) Eh, it's a Superman movie, people are going to think Superman was the only lead role.

I know Wicker Man and Bloodrayne were both horrible but man having Cage and Kingsley on a Worst Actor category just seems wrong.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
Kingsley was in BLOODRAYNE for far less screentime than Bosworth had in SR. But then these awards are essentially a bad joke anyway, so debating their credibility seems kinda moot.



To those who say people wouldn't look; they wouldn't be interested; they're too complacent, indifferent and insulated, I can only reply: There is, in one reporter's opinion, considerable evidence against that contention. But even if they are right, what have they got to lose? Because if they are right, and this instrument is good for nothing but to entertain, amuse and insulate, then the tube is flickering now and we will soon see that the whole struggle is lost. This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires, and lights, in a box.-Edward R. Murrow
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.23
    Originally posted by Quezzy
    I know Wicker Man and Bloodrayne were both horrible but man having Cage and Kingsley on a Worst Actor category just seems wrong.


I haven't seen Bloodrayne, but I can assure you, Nick Cage was god awful in Wicker Man. WORST performance I have seen in a "real" moving in years.
It's False
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.83
    Originally posted by Quezzy
    I know Wicker Man and Bloodrayne were both horrible but man having Cage and Kingsley on a Worst Actor category just seems wrong.


Outside of Adaptation and MAYBE Gone In 60 Seconds, Nic Cage hasn't impressed me in ANYTHING. He's one of the most overrated actors in Hollywood and he'll prove it again in what's sure to be a Razzie nominee for next year: Ghost Rider.

(edited by It's False on 27.1.07 1306)



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.46
    Originally posted by Quezzy
    A) Yeah, she really was.


Oh it was simply unbearable! After all, young Hollywood starlets with lead roles in comic book movies are anathema to the internet.

    Originally posted by oh It's False
    Outside of Adaptation and MAYBE Gone In 60 Seconds, Nic Cage hasn't impressed me in ANYTHING.


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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
LEAVING LAS VEGAS, MATCHSTICK MEN, BRINGING OUT THE DEAD, LORD OF WAR, THE WEATHER MAN, FACE/OFF, RAISING ARIZONA...he has a tendency to ham it up occasionally, but Cage is a legit great actor.



To those who say people wouldn't look; they wouldn't be interested; they're too complacent, indifferent and insulated, I can only reply: There is, in one reporter's opinion, considerable evidence against that contention. But even if they are right, what have they got to lose? Because if they are right, and this instrument is good for nothing but to entertain, amuse and insulate, then the tube is flickering now and we will soon see that the whole struggle is lost. This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires, and lights, in a box.-Edward R. Murrow
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.26
    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    LEAVING LAS VEGAS, MATCHSTICK MEN, BRINGING OUT THE DEAD, LORD OF WAR, THE WEATHER MAN, FACE/OFF, RAISING ARIZONA...he has a tendency to ham it up occasionally, but Cage is a legit great actor.


I was thinking about the same movies when I read the other quote, although I was going to say overact instead of ham it up, but the thought was the same.





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