-Austin behind a gun- Mean Gene says that Stone Cold is the toughest SOB in the ring but he's visiting the toughest SOB's in the military, the fighting men and women of Fort Hood. Umm will the women fall under the "S" Category of SOB? Oh well. Jim Ross tags a long with his boy Stone Cold, Stone Cold. Austin gets behind Longbow helicopter with his second mate J.R sitting at the back (snickers) as Austin plays with the crosshair... Now Austin is off to the shooting range. They have to put on helmets and bulletproof vest. J.R has a tight fit in his HAHAHA. Austin behind an automatic rifle is a little unsettling. Austin blames his helmet for unable to get some of his better shots. Austin shoots deer usually here he's shooting target (I say Austin likes shooting stuff that doesn't attack back, if you don't count that one deer who kicked that hunters ass at When Animals attack Part 1). The Captain name is Fuchu. Fuch-U?
-Christitude Version Peeps- Christian & Matt Hardy are in Japan and they went into a REAL international house of pancakes, Japanese STYLE. They had some pancakes and want to bring the secret to American, so they put on the aprons and off they go to do their own pancakes. The Chef or sansei as the boys called him wasn't easily impressed. Christian seems to get the hang of it more then Matt. Matt says Christian is Canadian, which all of a sudden the chef looks really more pleased with Christian reacting to the favorably(HAHA sorry Yanks but it's true, you want to get an extra bit of love overseas say you're Canadian)... Christian gets his down earlier as Matt still having some trouble as Christian shakes his head. The Chef eats both the finish product & gives it both thumbs down. Tells the guys to eat their own they did & I don't think we well be seeing Christitude House of Japanese Pancakes anytime soon.
-OTR: Dudley Boys- Hey it's some new guy named Todd (not Pettingale) asking the questions. First Q-is there's any Home Depot sponsorships in the works? Well there should we keep them in business. Q-Sports teams fine player for breaking stuff if WWE fined you how much would you owe? Millions, Maybe Billions. Q- Any better cheesestakes outside Philly? Nope. Philly the best. Q-Better mascot then the Philly Fanatic? Yes Mordana the kissing bandit... Q-Biggest Pet Peeve? Dvon doesn't have one, Bubba says Dvon. Dvon disapointed with that answer "I thought we were a team" Bubba says "Yes I'm the man your the women". Dvon still not ammused as Bubba says "10 Years is along time bud". Q-Dvon's thoughts on The Passion? He can't wait to see, probably tell the truth on alot of things (interesting question and answer). Q-What is worse the 3D or Jaws3D? Dudley's now really want to snap this guy like a twig.
-Vault: Jericho vs. Mysterio-From Souled Out '98. Rey is playing up an injured knee which took a little away form the potential of the match. But it's still great to see a young Rey and a very fresh-faced err heel LoL Chris Jericho. Who was in full jerky pompous mode in this one. Rey jumps to the top rope as Jericho kicks the ropes & Rey takes a bad tumble. "Come on Baby!" says Jericho. Jericho hits the liontamer, wow someone not named Trish actually able to be on the other end of the liontamer! As Rey taps out in a hurry as Young Lionheart Chris Jericho is your New WCW Cruiserweight Champion bay-bee!... Great to hear Heenan giving a great line. The announcers were talking about how the ref could stop the match to save Rey's career. Heenan comes back with "He's young enough to get another one". Which totally appauled Dusty, Tony & Tenay(4 announers, it acutally worked well) Segment went 6:30 minutes
-Jindrak got hops, Cade is just white- But first we see Matt Morgan playing one on one with Irvin Johnson of the Timberwolves, Kidman says Morgan got it handed to him. Off to the celebrity game as Cade and Jindrak are umm celebrities? Talking about fishing. Jinkrak actually looks more like a wringer then a celebrity because he was dunking and playing a major power game and looking really good. Cade was doing his best not to allow the bench to float up in the air(wow an old Cosbey Show joke by yours truely). R. Kelly was at the game and he was eight different kinds of brutal in there, he's horrible and was a ball hog and made the team fall behind because he kept shooting the ball like a little girl(Hey a sentense with R.Kelly, Little Girl and shooting and has nothing to do with a video camera)
-Eddie after No Way Out- Shows Eddie celebrating witht he crowd after he wins the WWE title. He goes backstage and is greeted by Simmons and Rikishi along with a hug from Rey Mysterio. He calls up his wife and thanks her for being there. Celebrates alittle outside the arena with some fans as the segment closes.
This was actually a damn fine Confidential this week. Matt Hardy and Christian were really funny in the Japanese Pancake house. Rey/Jericho was fun to watch and the segment had was 6 minutes so we saw a good chunk of the match with one take. The Dudley's Outside the Ropes were actually pretty good, Bubba is pretty entertaining and Dvon gave some interesting question. Austin in Camp Hood had some unintentional comical aspects as J.R trying to fit in his vest and a Captain named Fuchu. Seeing Jindrak Basketball skillz was surpringly entertaining with the added bonus of Cade as pasty white benchwarmer and R.Kelly horrible play. And the last segment with Eddie, well Eddie is always cool so that was a plus too... Next Week, Jericho, Trish, Eddie and BigShow at the Mad TV studio's. They are going to bring the funny! Well hopefully.
smark/net attack wienerville advisory is lowered to BLUE alert - Guarded (Due to Eddie being WWE champ and facing Angle at WM, Benoit winning the Rumble in World title match in mania BUT Kliq members is still a threat - Vince you can save us from these threats) 2/17
Honors for Smartest thing ever written, 5th Horseman "When Victoria, Trish, Molly, and Lilian were in the ring.. I commented to my friends that all of the 4 ladies in the ring were hotter than the all 4 that are fighting over who is the hottest in the WWE"
The only thing wrong is the WWF recap of Raw. Check out the recap of the skit: "Goldust said one thing would have made the film an Oscar contender: Goldust. With that, he played his own clip of himself in "The Scorpion King.