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|  #1 Posted on 12.1.07 1027.57 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | Welcome, welcome. Here are the DVD releases Amazon says are coming out next week. I have been obsessive enough to provide capsule reviews of most of them - which isn't easy to do, considering I won't have seen ANY of them at the time of this writing!
Is anybody else on the web doing something like this, and if they are, can you tell me where their pages are so I can just plagiarise THEIR work?
Also, somebody please respond to this because I'm wasting too much time on these.
(Alternatively, you could buy something off this list using the handy links provided and we can see if I'm even formatting this correctly. ;-) )
You MAY be able to mouse over links for prices - I can, anyway.
We begin with the most important
NERD ALERT:
Mindcandy Volume 2: Amiga Demos (The W at Amazon) - AMIGA! AMIGA! AMIGA!
TELEVISION ON DVD
TV (BRITISH/WELSH):
Doctor Who - The Complete Second Series - speaking of "nerd alert" - David Tennant steps in - 15 episodes
Doctor Who - The Complete First and Second Series (11pc) - if you missed buying the first season
'Allo 'Allo! - The Complete Series Six - eight eps of the popular PBS import
My Hero - Season 1 Wacky superhero Britcom is either loved or hated
The Street - the Complete First Season - 6 eps, not to be confused with FOX's "The $treet"
Rising Damp - Series 3 - Another 7 from the 1970s Britcom
The Royle Family - The Complete First Season - six eps of yet another Britcom I never heard of
TV (NON-BRITISH):
The Animation Show (Vol. 1 & 2 Boxed Set) collected and co-produced by Mike Judge & Don Hertzfeldt for MTV - in 2006, some of these shorts aired mostly unannounced and seemingly at random during the 1:30-2:00AM slot of [adult swim] Sunday.
Mutual of Omahas: Wild Kingdom - The Definitive 50-Episode Collection - 7 discs! Animals are fascinating!
Space Academy: The Complete Series Saturday live-action morning fare from 1977, "good" kind of awful
The King of Queens - The Complete Seventh Season - I heard that Leah Rimini is attractive
Crime Stories: First Six Episodes - as seen (by nobody) on The Biography Channel
The Legend of Prince Valiant, Vol. 2 - 1991-1993 Family Channel animated series now completely available on DVD
Father Brown - Set 1 as seen on PBS' "Mystery!"
That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana - three series that deserve a blender
N Word - 2004 documentary seemed to air about three times a week on TRIO
Starhunter - 22 episodes, season 1 of edgy Canadian Sci-Fi series, in widescreen - finally, Americans will be able to see THE BOOBS (although this release date is rumoured to soon be missed by a mile)
Rugrats - Mysteries - I haven't watched Nick in a long time
Go Diego Go! The Great Jaguar Rescue - I actually NEVER watched Nick Jr.
Locos y Sueltos, Vol. 1 - if you prefer your hidden camera shows in Spanish (and really, who doesn't?)
WWE:
WWE - Armageddon 2006
PRIDE FC:
Pride Fighting Championships: Shockwave 2005 (2 discs)
Pride Fighting Championships: Bushido, Vol. 7
OTHER FIGHTIN':
Behind the Octagon: Ken Shamrock
Extreme Chickfights: Raw & Uncut
Ghetto Ass Chick Fights
Prison Fights 2: Inmates-Vs-Cops - probably not only chicks
Fight TV 4 - ditto
MOVIES
MOVIES PEOPLE WATCHED:
Gridiron Gang (Widescreen Edition)
Gridiron Gang (Full screen)
Gridiron Gang (Blu-ray)
Gridiron Gang (UMD Mini For PSP)
Employee of the Month (wide)
Employee of the Month (full)
Employee of the Month (Blu-Ray)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning (Unrated Edition)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning
Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Texas Chainsaw: Beginning (unrated)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Texas Chainsaw: Beginning
MOVIES RERELEASED ON DVD (I GUESS?):
Walk the Line (wide)
Walk the Line (full)
MORE MOVIES:
In Her Line of Fire - Mariel Hemingway kicks ass
Undisputed II - Last Man Standing - sequel to 2002 film, only without Snipes & Rhames - aka "Undisputed Harder"
Greg and Gentillon - the "Spinal Tap" of Canadian standup (or perhaps the "Borat")
Dreamland
Grim Reaper
Blocked - trailer here (yorkentertainment.com)
Read It and Weep - Zapped Edition - a Disney Original movie (for teenage girls, I'm guessing)
The Queen's Sister - BBC biopic of Princess Margaret
The Protector: Two Disc Ultimate Edition - Quentin Tarantino presents Tony Jaa
Seven Swords: Two Disc Ultimate Edition (China, 2005) - nobody presents nobody
Her Minor Thing (2005)
Private Moments (2005) - sounds like Skinemax
Buy Sell Kill: A Flea Market Story (2004)
Inside Irvin (2004)
The Couple (2004)
Brainiac (2004)
Purgatory House (2003) - written by, starring 14-year old girl
Greater Southbridge (2003)
Nutcracker: An American Nightmare (2001)
Nowhere Fast (1997)
Cracking Up (1994)
Wilma (1977) - biopic of Olympian Wilma Rudolph
I Will Fight No More Forever (1975) - based on the true story of Chief Joseph
MINISERIES DISGUISED AS MOVIES:
Monroe: Class of '76 (2005) - UK miniseries
Proof - (Ireland, 2004-2005) - complete miniseries on 2 discs
OTHER FURN FILMS:
La Moustache (France, 2005)
Shadow of the Sword (Austria, 2005)
Perth (Singapore, 2004)
May 6th (06/05) (Netherlands, 2004) - assassination film by an assassinated director
Blood Stained Tradewind (Hong Kong, 1990)
Rotation (East Germany, 1949)
Council of the Gods Der Rat der Gtter (East Germany, 1950)
CRASH CLASSICS:
Broken Sword
Flying Swordsgirl
VENOM MOB:
Old Skool Killaz: The First Chamber - three movies from Venom Mob, but I couldn't figure out which ones!
CRITERION:
Mouchette - Criterion Collection (France, 1970)
Border Radio - Criterion Collection (USA, 1987)
SENSITIVE PORTRAYALS WHICH MAY DRIVE LESBIANS WILD:
Women in Love - Click Here (kareneverett.org)
OTHER VERY GAY MOVIES:
Broken Sky
MOVIES [RE]RELEASED FOR RICH PEOPLE:
HD DVD:
 (unrated)
 (Combo HD DVD and Standard DVD)
Lucky Number Slevin
Scooby-Doo - The Movie
The Sting
BLU-RAY:
Goodfellas
The Mummy Returns
Scooby Doo - The Movie
Winged Migration
NON-MUSICAL (OR QUESTIONABLY MUSICAL) PERFORMANCE:
Blixa Bargeld: Rede/Speech - trailer here (blixa-bargeld.com)
Kate Clinton - comedy standup
SAY CHEESE:
Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005) - apparently, yes, this is for real
The Red Skulls
Cannibal Campout (1988) - EXACTLY what it sounds like - "retro 1980s" DVD release
Woodchipper Massacre (1989) - Ditto
MUSIC ON DVD
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE:
Farewell to the World (Deluxe Package)
Farewell to the World Live Crowded House's Final Concert finally sees a USA release
The Best Of Hootenanny - 3 discs featuring 80 performances from the 1963-64 ABC series
Smokey Joe's Cafe: Songs of Leiber & Stoller
Caravan: The Ultimate Collection - 3 discs
Hip Hop Uncensored, Vol. 5: Greatest Show on Earth
Hip Hop Uncensored 7: Hustle on
B.B. King: Standing Room Only
B.B. King: Living Legend
The Oslo Concerts - Bill Evans Trio
Yung Joc: The Jocumentary (Clean)
Jazz Giants of the 20th Century
Abba: In Performance
The Clash Up Close and Personal
The Kinks: In Performance
Black Sabbath In Their Own Words (Book + DVD)
The Definitive Critical Review: David Bowie (3 discs)
Rock Milestones: Pink Floyd: The Wall
Rock Milestones: Green Day: The Singles
EAST COAST VS. WEST COAST VS. SOUTH COAST:
Death Row Uncut
Murder Was the Case: The Movie
Down South Players
WHO DOESN'T LOVE DEATH METAL - AND OTHER POLAND EXPORTS:
Bringing the Cold to Poland - Catamenia
Enraptured - Grave
Enraptured (limited edition)
Frozen Alive - Obituary
Frozen Alive (limited edition import)
Prophecies Denied - Sinister
Prophecies Denied (limited edition import)
Habemus Poland: Live in Katowice - Mind Key
Beat 'Em All - The Exploited
GUITARS:
Clive Carroll In Concert
John Renbourn and Jacqui McShee In Concert
Los Tres Reyes en Concierto
Take Me Back to Tulsa: An Anthology of Western Swing Guitar
Charlie Christian: The Life and Music of the Legendary Jazz Guitarist
CLASSICAL/OPERA/OTHER STUFF I DON'T LISTEN TO:
Donizetti - L'Elisir d'Amore
Natalie Dessay: Greatest Moments on Stage
Opera Stars Live in Barcelona
Opera Stars Sing Broadway
Opera Stars in Concert
Monteverdi - L'Orfeo
Mozart - Le Nozze di Figaro
Gala De Reyes-Zarzuela Royal Gala Concert-Placido Domingo
Live from Miami-Placido Domingo
Mass in B Minor - Bach
Kraus Raimondi & Ricciarelli-in Concert
In His Presence: Live! Judith Christie McAllister
EN ESPAOL:
Frente a Frente - Grupo Solido
De Nadie - (2006, documentary?)
La Princesa y el Lucero (1998)
Coleccion Almada: Rencilla Mortal/El Yaqui Indomable (1994, 1995)
SUPER CLASICO:
Reportaje (1953)
El Ametralladora (1943)
El Ahijado de La Muerte (1946)
Jesusita en Chihuahua (1942)
Si Mi Vida (1952)
AND THE REST
SELF HELP:
I Love Turkish Bellydance! - Hey, who doesn't
Complete Pepin: Techniques & Recipes (2pc) - Now you're cookin'
Afro-Cuban Drumset: Grooves you can Use - three hours, 99 grooves
If God Hears Me, I Want an Answer! THE PROCESS
I WON'T MAKE FUN OF ANIME:
Area 88 TV: Complete Collection
Coyote Ragtime Show, Vol. 1 - Fox Trot
Fafner: Complete Collection
Gun Sword 5 - Tainted Innocence
The Law of Ueki, Vol. 5: Dogra Mansion Showdown
MegaMan NT Warrior, Vol. 12: Net Battle!
Noein, Vol. 2
Princess Racoon
Ranma 1/2: Season One: The Digital Dojo
Shana, Vol. 3
Speed Grapher, Vol. 5 - Five
Speed Grapher, Vol. 5 - Five (Limited Edition)
Super Gals: Season 2 - The Heart of Shibuya
Tales of Phantasia, Vol. 1
Utawarerumono, Vol. 1 - Mask of a Stranger
Zipang, Vol. 3: A Time for War
EXPAND YOUR MIND:
Ritual Path: Journey into the Spirit of Nature Fritz Heede's music, computer animation by John Banks, and Jon Anderson of YES figures into it somehow - Click Here (fritzheede.com)
NOVA: Mystery of the Megavolcano - Could one really, really big eruption have caused the Ice Age?
NOVA: Monster of the Milky Way SPOILER ALERT: It's a black hole...OR IS IT
National Geographic: World's Most Dangerous Drug SPOILER ALERT: It's meth
National Geographic: World's Most Dangerous Gang SPOILER ALERT: They may be on meth
BE ENTERTAINED AND OFFENDED SIMULTANEOUSLY:
That's Black Entertainment (3pc) (Full B&W Col), or individually:
That's Black Entertainment / Actors
That's Black Entertainment / Westerns
That's Black Entertainment / Comedians
Series produced by Starz! for one of their zillions of Encore channels - first aired in 2002. Hosted by MARIO VAN PEEBLES!!
CHINESE FOOD FOR THOUGHT:
Little Shaolin Monks - documentary - they're so cute when they're little
IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING:
Chilltown Christmas - first all-black cast Xmas film MAY have sold better released BEFORE Christmas
UGH: 5 CHICK FLICKS:
Girls' Night In Collection (Just Like Heaven / Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! / How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days / What Women Want / Forces of Nature)
POSSIBLY NAUGHTY:
Best of Hooters
Hooters: How Sweet It Is!
Buffie the Body: In Your Dreams - Making of the 2007 Calendar
Dream Girls: Naked Games, Vol. 1
Dream Girls: Naked Games, Vol. 2
Wild Party Girls: Mardi Gras
Wild Party Girls: Naked Spring Break
Wild Party Girls: Night Club Flashers
Roller Booty
Actiongirls.Com 3
POSSIBLY NOT NAUGHTY AT ALL:
Love Scenes: The Romance Classics Collection - The Sheik (1921), Indiscreet (1931), A Farewell to Arms (1932), Bird of Paradise (1932), Animal Kingdom (1932), I Cover the Waterfront (1933), My Man Godfrey (1936), Love Affair (1939), Made For Each Other (1939), Beyond Tomorrow (1940), Penny Serenade (1941), Cyrano de Bergerac (1950)
INSIDIOUS CHRISTIANITY FOR YOUNG TYKES:
VeggieTales: Gideon Tuba Warrior
VeggieTales: Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush
And finally...
MYSTERY DVDs OF THE WEEK: listed, but that listing is just about all the info we have
Tokyo Speedway: The Collector's Set - I don't know what it is, but there's four discs of it!
Smack 12 - sounds NAUGHTY
Liquid Love - sounds NAUGHTY & also GROSS
ENJOY
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| #2 Posted on 12.1.07 1107.44 | Instant Rating: 3.80 | Instead of Possibly Naughty, cut out the middle man and call it Cerebus' material.
Since this has to do with a DVD from a few months ago, I thought I might ask the question here: Ever get your hands on the AWA DVD?
The Horsemen DVD is 3 Discs and 9 hours. Let Us Rejoice and Sing Its Praise. | CRZ
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| #3 Posted on 12.1.07 1111.29 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | Originally posted by redsoxnation
Instead of Possibly Naughty, cut out the middle man and call it Cerebus' material.
We anxiously await his reviews...with no detail left uncovered
Since this has to do with a DVD from a few months ago, I thought I might ask the question here: Ever get your hands on the AWA DVD?
Nope. Never showed up at my Best Buy! I've already lost interest in spending money on it, but I think Kim still wants it (it was her local thing growing up) so if it ever DOES show up at Best Buy, I'll probably still pick it up.
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| #4 Posted on 13.1.07 2018.50 | Instant Rating: 1.03 | I'm very excited about the two Veggie Tales releases. That's a winner in our household.
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| #5 Posted on 14.1.07 1029.02 | Instant Rating: 6.13 | From tantra.com...
(Liquid Love) is one of the best films on the G-Spot and female ejaculation that weve seen in a long time.
That should drive up the referrals... |
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