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The W - Pro Wrestling - 1x6 - "Diva Las Vegas"
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.16
Vegas, baby, Vegas. If you wanted to see the blurred crotches of the Bella Twins, this Total Divas is your dream come true.

The Total Divas head to Sin City this week to "celebrate" (Nattie's favorite word and thing to do about herself) Nattie's bachelorette party. TJ also has his bachelor party in Vegas and he brings some of WWE's lower rung talent with him (a special sighting of Curt Hawkins!), but they also have a main eventer present in the form of Daniel Bryan. The specter of Jaret in the form of flirty text messages she was warned by Nikki not to answer but does follows Nattie to Vegas, but overall Nattie and her bachelorette party are merely the backdrop for some of the other Divas to have their turn in the spotlight.

For the Jojo fans, it's at last Jojo's week to be front and center. She hasn't had a storyline since her ex Sebastian dumped her, and she has quickly rebounded by crushing on Justin Gabriel. (She's taunted for it by none other than Chris Jericho.) Jojo and the red headed fembot called Eva Marie have a house warming party in Tampa and invite the Total Divas cast, their male counterparts, and Justin Gabriel, who disappears onto a balcony with Jojo and applies the Greco-Roman tongue lock. Justin is also invited to Vegas, presumably as Jojo's date for the weekend. What's weird about Justin's presence, besides how weird Justin comes off in general, is that he seems to stick out like a sore thumb, even among his male peers. Gabriel seems more consciously aware than most he's on a television show. Justin doesn't join TJ's shenanigans and instead seems to hit on women solo, seen by Jojo (who is underage and can't really do anything fun in Vegas) and Eva Marie. Justin hops in a cab with the lady (of the night?) and disappears. Later, he tells Jojo the age difference is too much for him (she's 19, he's at least a decade older). He's right, probably, and skeevy definitely.




So that's it for Justin Gabriel. Seems like he blew his chance to be a regular player on a hit E! reality show. Back to Superstars, Main Event and Saturday Morning Slam for him.

Meanwhile, we learn of the course of events that create a situation known as BRIE MODE. See, when Brie Bella gets drunk, she goes into a state Nikki dubbed Brie Mode (Nikki also says Brie was called Keg Killer in high school). Thing is, Brie Mode doesn't seem all that bad. Oh, she dances around all sexy-like (but it's Nikki who falls and plops down on the ground all drunk), but even in Brie Mode, Brie can still give heartfelt advice to doubting Nattie a la what to do with Nattie's conflicting feelings toward Jarret. Bryan Danielson (Brie's boyfriend/WWE Superstar), who is in Vegas, isn't the biggest fan of Brie Mode, and has his own cure for the morning after hangover. (gifti.me) Overall, though, Brie Mode is pretty tame, solidifying Brie as the better Bella. This is not to say Nikki wasn't awesome in this episode as well. This is Nikki's best outing yet in terms of being not the center of drama. Plus we meet Nikki's vibrator, the Purple People Eater.

Finally, there is Vincent. Bald, orangutang-like Vincent, who reacted badly to Ariane not inviting him to Vegas because it's all WWE people there and arrived anyway. Once in Vegas, Vincent becomes the Tazmanian Devil, bouncing around their thebombdotcom suite at the Palms, making a complete ass out of himself at dinner, and then plowing himself with alcohol and making an even bigger ass of himself at Ghost Bar. Ariane literally had to drag him out of the club for a permanent time out. Previews indicate Ariane has some bad news for Vincent next week. Babe, that's messed up! *punches elevator door*.

TOTAL DIVAS REVELATION: TJ is the only man Nattie's ever been with. John Cena reacted to this appropriately nonplussed. As for Nikki and how many men's she's been with, no number is given. "Hopefully, it's between one and a thousand." says Cena. (The Champ is here!)

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.83
Brie Mode was Epico. The montage of stills they showed for Brie Mode was right out of Arrested Development, GOB and his wife's night on the town.

Nicole is truly disgusting! But haters gonna hate, Bellas gonna ball.

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.97
    Originally posted by John Orquiola
    What's weird about Justin's presence, besides how weird Justin comes off in general, is that he seems to stick out like a sore thumb, even among his male peers.


I actually met Justin Gabriel at the Tampa airport (along with Heath Slater and Wade Barrett). Rest assured, in person he also comes off as very weird and incredibly self-conscious.
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.76
    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    Brie Mode was Epico.


does that make Nikki Mode Primo?



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.65
Biggest mystery of the episode: Why was Sheamus' face blurred?
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.79
By legal definition Jo Jo is most certainly an adult in any state in the US. Her dating a 30 year old man is far from unusual or inappropriate. Justin Gabriel is a dork though who's as entertaining on TD as he is in the ring. I honestly forgot he was still in the WWE until he popped up in previews for this show.

Nattie has only been with one man her entire life? That explains soo much.

Neither Eva nor Jo Jo drink? I'm not suprised with the adorable Jo Jo, but I was shocked that Eva Marie prefers abstinence. Damn you Total Divas for getting me to like her a bit. Aw well she's hot so screw it!

One day I'll have a relationship like Daniel Bryan and Brie, that's built around just enjoying each other's company. They seem like they just build it around simply talking and goofing around.

Anybody notice is a very sexually open person? Her formally introducing her vibrator to the WWE UNIVERSE (TM), she mentions penis several times this episode, and talks about sex in almost all the episodes. It's pretty awesome.



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.59
Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by John Orquiola
    Thing is, Brie Mode doesn't seem all that bad. Oh, she dances around all sexy-like (but it's Nikki who falls and plops down on the ground all drunk)
I like how all the previews for this episode made it look like BRIE was the one falling down all drunk. REALITY SWERVE~!

So it's agreed then: BRIE > NIKKI

Who else did you spot in Vegas that went uncredited? I saw a glimpse of Hornswaggle and the other Uso (Jimmy?) before they went to the club and some other bald dude who looked too skinny to be a wrestler.

Vincent is a weirdo. I wonder how many of those awkward looks he got while making an ass of himself at dinner were actually for him, as opposed to the production crew splicing in random shots of people staring into space or listening to other people talk in a completely-unrelated-to-Vincent fashion?



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.07
    Originally posted by AlbySure
    Biggest mystery of the episode: Why was Sheamus' face blurred?


He obviously wants fuck all to do with Total Divas. As soon as he saw the cameras he put his hands in front of his face. Don't know if everyone walking in the background *needs* to sign a consent form or if he went out of his way to say "Show my face and my lawyers will brogue kick your face, fella."

Regardless, respect for Sheamus.

The whole age thing for Justin/JoJo was silly. OMG HE'S LIKE 30...THAT'S SOOOOO OLD!! (Yeah I'm over 30, fuck you) As a Canadian the "legally an adult but can't drink/gamble" (is 21 the gambling age as well, or just a result of the casinos also serving liquor) is even dumber.

Vincent needs to beg Cena to give him some lessons on how to be a decent boyfriend/person. Sure he'll never reach the perfect dreamboat level Cena is, but at least Vinny can aspire to "don't be a complete fucking tool all the time."



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.70
    Originally posted by Moss

    The whole age thing for Justin/JoJo was silly. OMG HE'S LIKE 30...THAT'S SOOOOO OLD!! (Yeah I'm over 30, fuck you) As a Canadian the "legally an adult but can't drink/gamble" (is 21 the gambling age as well, or just a result of the casinos also serving liquor) is even dumber.



Pretty sure it's the gambling age. Annette Oberstat won the main event at the World Series of Poker Europe a number of years ago, but wasn't allowed to play in the WSOP in Vegas for the next couple of years until she turned 21.
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.59
Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by Moss
    The whole age thing for Justin/JoJo was silly. OMG HE'S LIKE 30...THAT'S SOOOOO OLD!! (Yeah I'm over 30, fuck you)
Not really. I think to most teenagers, if your age starts with a "3", it might as well start with a "7".

I am also 30+++. If I was presented with the idea of dating someone whose age started with a "1", she would instantly seem like a teenybopper to me.



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.27
You could see the "Oh Jesus" look on Gabriels face as soon as Jojo started talking about her rabbit.

(edited by Greymarch on 3.9.13 1336)
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.73
John Cena: the Most Logical And Reasonable Man On TV is a million times more likable than that guy mugging for the camera and throwin' t-shirts around on Monday nights.

I want to know about the Vegas adventures of Curt Hawkins! What sort of gambling-related shenanigans did he get into?

My fiancee pointed out that Vincent looks like Gru from Despicable Me.

Also - I wonder what Antonio Cesaro thought when he saw this episode/that cake.

(edited by Spiraling_Shape on 3.9.13 1839)
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.27
Justin's just following the Golden Rule, half your age, plus seven. So if she hangs around long enough, she'll eventually get into his 'bracket of hittability'.

Question is, while JG make it that long as well. Let the clock watching commence!



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