This just in... desperate for any kind of frontcourt help, the Golden State Warriors have already signed Ademilton dos Santos to a seven-year contract worth $89 million. Unfortunately, he'll be ineligible to play until 2023, but don't fear-- odds are the Warriors will still be in the lottery then.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously, though... anyone want to guess just how the heck tall he's gonna be when he's grown?
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