This just in... desperate for any kind of frontcourt help, the Golden State Warriors have already signed Ademilton dos Santos to a seven-year contract worth $89 million. Unfortunately, he'll be ineligible to play until 2023, but don't fear-- odds are the Warriors will still be in the lottery then.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously, though... anyone want to guess just how the heck tall he's gonna be when he's grown?
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Well, yeah. If comics followed the same model of accessibility, they wouldn't be going downhill faster than an avalanche at the moment. On the other side of the "it's meant for kids" argument, I think it forgives a little too much.