-Remember who won TE3- Well in case you forget some guys named Matt (not Morgan) and John(not Hardinriech) were announced the winners... The lone girl in the final 5 Jamie was voted out by America (allowing America to vote never works. Look at Ruban and Clay).
-WWE in the Far East- WWE wrestlers say foreign fans rule cause they don't just pop for Austin like the ungrateful Americans do (well not in so many words LoL). HHH calls himself a Beatle, well he does have Ringo's noise. Jericho sees a lot of Rock shirts being sold even though he's not on the show(ahh the further you get the things stay the same)... RVD embarrasses all of us by stereotypical Godzilla remark. Hurricane plays with a mascot that for the life of me I still don't know what it is. Trish talks about how females want to touch her and feel her, purrrrrr. Flair and HHH got to some sumo hall and took themselves way to seriously, Haha Sumo guy called HHH a Steven Segal wannabe. HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY! I hope HHH confuses that fat sumo guy with Rikishi and holds him down LoL
-Conan the Showbarian- OMG they have pre-interviews at rehearsals with the director. WWE stop taking away the illusion of late night TV talkshows. They totally Larry Sanders my perception on Conan... Big Show talks about being a bouncers and throwing a cookie at a guy who was being trouble and how he finds old people having sexy gross. Then on cue out comes and old sex crazed expert (not Dr. Ruth) and started doing stuff that concerns me of a start of a Mae Young/Dr. Sue feud.
-Lets remember some more TE3- The winners of TE 3 so far had the honor of getting caned in the head by Tommy Dreamer... They talk about those ribs they pulled on eachother. One guy was shy to tell Ivory he slept with some Iceland chick. Ivory encourages that action, she's such a cougar!
-HeartBoat Kid- What a lame heading, I know sorry. Shawn asks if a coastguard man if he was part of the air force (why would the air force be on a boat?)... A girl shows HBK a hammocks so of course he hops on and says there is no way he can sleep in one of those. HBK shows lots of respect for the Seaman (hehe, I'm immature)
-Embarassing fans come from all over- Christian is in Japan and is hurting for some warm milk tea in a can! Sounds pukalicious... Then Christian meets a fan who loves spitting out catchphrases, why do people do that. I know people who think it's fun to do so, makes me wish I had a shell to hide in.
The first portion of WWE in the Far east was good, but the rest of the show was not good and didn't get better in second viewing... Why did I recap it? That's a damn good question LoL
smark/net attack wienerville advisory is lowered to YELLOW alert - Elevated (Due to Lesner still being champ, Benoit winning the Rumble, but HHH as champ is still a threat) 1/27
Get your WWE CD copy autographed by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Trish Stratus and Lilian Garcia after Raw... Oh MY! Christmas has come late. Can't get better then that.
Seriously. I didn't say anything because I was convinced I missed something. Maybe Zeb will look to assimilate everyone. mexamEURica? mEUxamerica? If Sheamus and co are the League of Nations, then New Day is the WHO.