-She's the champ, now get to know her- They do a little story on Gail Kim. Gail comes in to Raw raising the Canadian quota on the show to 94% Canadians (margin of error 60%). She knows the WWE has the pulse of the nation and the nation has a new Asian fetish (remember Sailor Moon? wait bad example). They quickly get her into as little clothing as possible to do a photoshoot...Show her training, doing most of her moves on men and saying she brings a new high flying style that WWE has never seen. Lita sits at home steaming. Speaking of Lita.
-Chatting with Version 1 Matt Hardy- I think the old Matt Hardy took over Version ones body cause this ten question was really bad. The square root of Version One is Mattitude. Huh
-Austin listens to my dads music- Austin in spinning records for VH1. KISS, MEGADEATH AND Anthrax. There's your Weapon of mass destruction...To my ears!
-Jimmy Hart music- It's music week on Confidential. He sang Honky Tonk Man, hey Peggy Sue(was that her name) who hung with HTM looked pretty cool, don't remember her... They mention doing Tugboats "music". Ummm couldn't you just go to a loading dock and get the same sound.
-From the Vault: Undertaker vs. Yokozuna: RoyalRumble Casket matc- If you don't hate Albert already, him forcing us to watch this match again should do the trick. Look you want to kiss Takers ass and pick one of his matches. FINE! Pick Taker-Bret/ HBK/ Foley/ Austin. Doesn't really matter but Taker-Yokozuna Ahhh! Maybe A-Train is showing "Hey this match was for the World Title main event on a PPV. Why not ME!!!".
-Americans supporting U.S troups, hey what's she doing here- HBK, HHH, Nash, Flair, Trish and Goldberg all join up for a good to raise money for fallen troops. Looking at the names it's the CLIQOLUTION, with Trish, she's joining the Evolution it's happening! and the Jewish guy that no one likes. Is Goldberg like the Kindergartner quiz on what doesn't belong... They talk to Texas' raised HBK who says how proud he is of his fellow American troops. They talk to Carolina's Flair and he talks about how proud he is of his fellow Americans in the military. They talk to Canada's Trish and she says how proud she is of her.. umm best friend on Raw who sings a mean National Anthem
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It woulda been nice to have the Gail intro BEFORE she showed up, but then again i would have had her wrestle a few Heat matches first. But it looks like she can pull off some moves. I am a Lita fan but will sheepishly admit she was always way rough around the edges. If she's training right now, let's hope it's with Fit and he's telling her that Gail is serving notice she is the new diva on raw. BTW, I would say Gail needs some microderm abrasion, but maybe they want her to be slightly less than perfect to give her that "She's hot, but hot like someone you actually know, not a supreme supermodel hot." None of those interviews really seem to be going right lately. maybe if they taped it at a live show, infront of the fans, there would be some energy in the air. Austin listens to music I listened to in High School. Sometimes I still do,just not that much. Jimmy Hart vs. Jim Johnston at WM XX? Hey, watching that match I remembered Yoko really had the stereotypical role played to a tee. and all the dickish heel manager stuff from Cornette and Fuji will always be gold.
Originally posted by Net Hack SlasherHe sang Honky Tonk Man, hey Peggy Sue(was that her name) who hung with HTM looked pretty cool, don't remember her...
Wasn't that Sherri?
Sherri would occassionally play Peggy Sue, unless it was on one of the nights where Jimmy Hart was barred from the building. Under those circumstances, Jimmy would be Peggy Sue. Hopefully that wasn't the Peggy Sue NHS liked.
If Vince would just hire Dick Dastardly and Muttly and tell them to Catch the Pigeon, it would draw at least an 8 rating.
I thought Peggy Sue was occasionally Luna Vachon...
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