-Rocking Tall- They are with the Rock while filming his new movie Walking Tall. It looks more like a TV movie then a Big Scream movie. While watching this all I can think of is "Did they make the old Canadian TV show Beachcombers into a movie". Rock fights the villain (some bad dude who build up a casino and ruined the town) not only with his fists but on a football field? Rock was doing the buddy on set act with Johnny Knoxville which was right out of his buddy on set act with Sean William Scott. This movie kinda looks like a bomb, but who knows.
-OTR: Eddie Guerrero- I was expecting this one to be good, but it was really poor. The questions really gave nothing for Eddie to play with.. Q-Can you go 5 words without saying Ese? Of course I can Ese(that was allright LoL).. Q-What's La Raza? The Latino People, but for me also all the WWE fans.. Q-Low Rider, Hydraulics or Rims. Which is more important? Everything the Lo-Lo's, it's part of the culture.. Q-Cheech or Chong? Cheech... Q-Why is there a worm in a tequila bottle? I don't know, to see who can get to the bottom faster, eat it faster.. Q-Thoughts on Benifer? Ben is a lucky vato, J-lo got back.. Q-Ricky Martin? Ricky ese, lets leave it at that.. Q-Ever been invited to do a Latin soup opera? Eddie hopes so, there's some sexy girls in those soaps.. Q-Are they any Latino stereotypes you don't like? Eddies says he's got to be him, if you don't like it, walk away.. Disappointing
-Stratus BOTY 2003- Trish won this 3 out of 3 years, there was alot of competition & thought novelty of Trish wore off (silly girl!). She asked for suggestions of what type of photos to do(Bad move) lots of request to go birthday suit which she jokes "This old thing, naaa". She has tons of sex appeal with clothes. She has different looks of outfits, from classy party dresses, to sexy stockings & heels, to some fun stuff like an aviator... She gets her legs rubbed down by a not so attractive women while standing & also gets rubbed & positioned by an very attractive help while posing on a bed/sofa(girls can't get there hands off her). She made a hole on the paper backdrop which they say cost $12,000 Uh oh. She's worried that it will come out of her paycheck(worry not you got that new shirt, ooh wait, you're in trouble). She's relieved it's all done & rewards herself with a giant cookie & takes a bite. This girl is awesome!
-Vault: Cactus Jack vs. Terry Funk- From 1998 with Austin commentating, Was Foley a heel here? I'm guessing yeah. Funk hits Foley with unprotected chair shots on the outside. They fight in the crowd and Austin keeps screaming I cant' see a thing while standing on the table(look at the monitor) They both beat up the hotdog guy and throw eachother into food stands... Funk climbs and moonsaults(kinda) off the rail where the crowd is. Foley hits a Piledriver on a table. They get inside the ring and Foley hits a couple more piledrivers on Funk on a chair and gets the pin. Austin comes in and throws a beer in Foley's Foley goes for the Mandible Claw but gets on on Pat Patterson(oh yeah he was the ref). It was about a 7 minute segment.
-Lillian and Trish with some 2 guys sign CD's- Trish and Lillian come out together! from a limo(ummm). Austin rode his ATV to the store. THAT's why too funny! Some grown man in his 30s atleast dressed and imaging himself totally like Stone Cold(might be just me, that's just odd). Lines were long even at 1:30AM. Austin says he steals the show with his singing, Jericho says the CD is as up there with the all time greats. Lillian and Trish were looking very nice and happily meeting the fans. The segment began with Jericho doing a hilarious "bad" nervous American Idol audition tape... Next we see Cena in the studio, he doesn't do drugs or shoot people but that doesn't mean he can't rap. He said he had generic music early in WWE(New guys with generic music, NO WAY). He decided to do his own. He wants to hear Rey song(thinks he's got some talent) and Angle(cause it will be a riot coming from him).
-The Rocky Casino- Rock takes us threw a tour of the casino that's used in his new movie. Rock just walks around and plays casino games. Some Roulette (watch out for for bra and panties ohh wrong type of roulette) and wins! Plays some blackjack, and wins! Plays some slots and uh oh Edit that! Rock chats it up with the director and the common folk a stylists. Rock visits the EVIL Casino owner and he's Evil because he's got trophies and magazine cover photos up on his wall and a Pool table. That's Evil? Change the pool table to a air hockey table and that's Trish's favorite room in her AT-Home Confidential Segment LoL. What an evil Babe of the Year we have
The Rock first and last segment was not very good, we seen the same act from the first segment in the Rundown hype and the Casino tour is well I know casinos. Eddie's 10 Questions (which was actually 9) was very disappointing... Middle of the show was great. Trish is so sexy and charming all at once, her photoshoot was nice viewing LoL. Foley/ Funk was good, I don't even remember that match. The CD signing was good too, Austin driving his ATV on the streets was a laugh. Jericho nervous American Idol intro was too funny. Trish and Lillian hanging out in any manner is just very good in my eyes.. NEXT WEEK: a look at foreign WWE broadcasts (That should be interesting, how do the french comment on babyface defacing the French flag?) and a look at the history of the Royal Rumble.
My one hundred new thread! And using it on a show about Trish's photoshoot and Trish and Lillian hanging out just seems like destiny, yeah kinda lame destiny but destiny none-the-less LoL
smark/net attack wienerville advisory is on ORANGE alert - High (Due to Bob Holly WWE Title match, Kliq/Kliq PPV World Title match, Mae Young appearance) 1/6
Get your WWE CD copy autographed by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Trish Stratus and Lilian Garcia after Raw... Oh MY! Christmas has come late. Can't get better then that.
That is, if there IS a next week for Meanie. Highlight for me: describing the assailants as "the men in black who hate squash matches." If that was their actual gimmick, it'd be great. Like, they could be watching a Heidenreich vs.