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HomerJFong
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Since: 19.3.02
From: Ontario, Canada

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"Back in AZ, I began to develop warrior related projects outside the ring. I mean, here I already had 8 years into creating and doing something very distinct. I wasn't about to just start all over. I was going to continue building it as a business, a career. That’s another funny aspect of all the criticism I get. Like I am still living my character. When you work for Titan, that is exactly what they want you to do -- live your gimmick. I wasn’t living my gimmick then, and I am not now. I was always expanding an entity for business purposes sake."

And if you believe that rationale, I have a wrestling fed in Georgia to sell you.

"Today, I will be laughed at. 20 years from now, inculcated with a moral philosophy of life, an undying self-confidence in themselves (solely because of their human potential) that they are the commanders in control of the outcome of their lives, my kids will live life knowing they have to “live up to their means” because having life means something important."

20 years from now, he'll be thought of as Marshall Applewhite. I'm amazed he's allowed out in public without a handler.

"I did Muscle. Now its time to do Mind."

Metaphorically speaking, it's at Bill & Randy Mulkey stage.







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Since: 2.1.02
From: Darkenwood

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#2 Posted on
That's it - I'm totally writing the Warrior some fan mail. This is the most consistently entertaining stuff on the Web, bar-none. Not to mention it's posted every freakin' day and comes from a psuedo-legendary psychopathic wrestler.



"That's how you become great, man: you hang your balls out there." - The dorky Kinko's clerk on Jerry Maguire

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Mr. Cactuar
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Since: 14.1.02
From: Cactuar Island

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#3 Posted on
From the WrestleCrap.com mail bag, I hear Warrior actually responds to e-mail. Guy has too much time on his hands.



"You speak fast, but you don't know me."
DarrylTheHitman
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Since: 21.9.02
From: Kitimat, British Columbia, Canada

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#4 Posted on
Maybe he'll get his own movie..."Divine Secrets Of The Warrior Brotherhood."



ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Couldn't possibly be more embarassing to say than “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood” is. Don't know what it is about that title that triggers the “this is stupid” alarm in my brain.

Anyhoo...

Yeah, Warrior's psychotic. What else is new? I must admit, though, it is kind of fun to peer into the mind of a madman.



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Since: 24.7.02

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#6 Posted on

    Originally posted by HomerJFong
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    "Back in AZ, I began to develop warrior related projects outside the ring. I mean, here I already had 8 years into creating and doing something very distinct. I wasn't about to just start all over. I was going to continue building it as a business, a career. That’s another funny aspect of all the criticism I get. Like I am still living my character. When you work for Titan, that is exactly what they want you to do -- live your gimmick. I wasn’t living my gimmick then, and I am not now. I was always expanding an entity for business purposes sake."

    And if you believe that rationale, I have a wrestling fed in Georgia to sell you.

    "Today, I will be laughed at. 20 years from now, inculcated with a moral philosophy of life, an undying self-confidence in themselves (solely because of their human potential) that they are the commanders in control of the outcome of their lives, my kids will live life knowing they have to “live up to their means” because having life means something important."

    20 years from now, he'll be thought of as Marshall Applewhite. I'm amazed he's allowed out in public without a handler.

    "I did Muscle. Now its time to do Mind."

    Metaphorically speaking, it's at Bill & Randy Mulkey stage.






How dare you mock the power of Mulkeymania by comparing it to the Dingbat Warrior. Mulkeymania brought forth light where there was darkness, ended communism, and provided the world with 'Mulkey's win.' What has Dingbat ever accomplished that could remotely compare to the greatness that was, actually is, Mulkeymania.



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The Great Thomas
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Since: 17.6.02
From: Miami, Florida

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#7 Posted on
I will admit, The Warrior coulda been a pretty spiff looking Conan.





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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#8 Posted on
The most important part of this is the fact that Warrior is looking for an author to help him write his autobiography. I have only one name to throw out for this project...

SCOTT KEITH

I would pay good honest cash money to see those 2 locked in a room trying to write the Warrior's history the way either of them wants to tell it.



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HomerJFong
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Since: 19.3.02
From: Ontario, Canada

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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Parts Unknown
    That's it - I'm totally writing the Warrior some fan mail.



I finally gave in and sent a gag letter to Mister Warrior.

Dear Warrior;

Can I call you Warrior? Thanks. My dad left home to live with a woman who he met on the Internet way back 7 years ago when I was 10 so I know your childhood was not easy, and that your thinking was a product of that. I hate it when people laugh at people that think differently because it is the people that are laughed at that will be viewed as the true geniuses as time proves that their thinking was right. The power is in our minds. My English teacher Mr. Goldberg (not that Mr. Goldberg) has me reading Ayn Rand and it is enlightening.

Your loyal Warrior,

Chesapeake Brogan







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Since: 2.1.02
From: Darkenwood

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#10 Posted on
BEST. LETTAR. EVAR.

Great Thomas, you have the best sig since Frosty's George Bush "Pleze Believe It!" It makes me laugh and laugh, and I thank you!



"That's how you become great, man: you hang your balls out there." - The dorky Kinko's clerk on Jerry Maguire

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asteroidboy
Andouille








Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
Um, didn't Mr. Helwig change his name to "The Warrior?" That's not living your gimmick?

I'd love to see a current picture of him.



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Since: 19.3.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#12 Posted on
"My priority list begins with family and what I teach them. This is what is most important for me to leave behind. To use all my human potential, body, mind and spirit as an example to my kids."

HAHAHA WHATA FAGGOT!!!!1! LOL!!
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