du365
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|  #1 Posted on 4.2.03 1513.02 | If you had to write a promo for Sean O'Haire to say how would it go, here a sample of mine
"Go ahead, do it….You worked hard, you earned your spot…So what if she's your boss?….People are allowed to show affection to their boss… If it gets you extra TV time - who's it hurting?….No one… Do what you please, you deserve it… See that mannequin at the mall?… Take it…Bring it to work… Simulate sex with it… your boss will thank you…You might even learn a thing or two (A+)… If the ratings plummet, you can always blame the Tough Enough kids. I'm not telling you anything you don't already know…."
What's yours promo for Sean O'Haire!
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| #2 Posted on 4.2.03 1517.29 | That is brilliant. I love it.
Oh Du, I have been waiting for a while now to know your opinion on Batista hanging with HHH. I figured you would have a heightened interest in that pairing.
If I were a cartoon character in high school, I would so have a crush on Joan Of Arc.
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| #3 Posted on 4.2.03 1524.08 | I caught this one after a particularly long post on a different message board...
"Who wants to read anymore? Reading requires effort. You shouldn't be bothered to exert yourself to have entertainment. You deserve to have your media spoonfed to you. Reading is like homework, and you're not here to go school, are you? No.
The only time you should read is to order food, and hey, even menus should have pictures. What you should do is be lazy. Let things come to you.
Watch TV, look at a pop-up book, go to the movies. Let the suckers use their brains. Sit back, relax. You're better than that.
That's right, make fun of reading. Go ahead. It's a waste of time, anyway.
Hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know...."
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| #4 Posted on 4.2.03 1542.54 | O'Haire: So what if you got a little physical. Everybody has once in their life. Its nothing to be ashamed of. It gets the job done. Why does it matter if your friend got a little hurt. He'll get over it. So if that guy at the bar is giving you trouble, just take him out. Nobody will care. Hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
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| #5 Posted on 4.2.03 1750.45 | Instant Rating: 5.22 |
Originally posted by du365
"Go ahead, do it….You worked hard, you earned your spot…So what if she's your boss?….People are allowed to show affection to their boss… If it gets you extra TV time - who's it hurting?….No one… Do what you please, you deserve it… See that mannequin at the mall?… Take it…Bring it to work… Simulate sex with it… your boss will thank you…You might even learn a thing or two (A+)… If the ratings plummet, you can always blame the Tough Enough kids. I'm not telling you anything you don't already know…."
Do you realize how quickly HHH would kill him after that?
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| #6 Posted on 4.2.03 2010.03 | | What? ... Was your job getting on your nerves? ... You were right to quit. ... Now everybody will miss you. ... It will be better than it was before. ... Your wife was dumb & annoying and she got what she deserved. ... You're a bigger man for doing it. ... She still loves you, no matter what she says. ... The world wants to chant your name. ... Who are you to deny them of that pleasure. ... you are the icon of attitude ... but why are you listening to me? ... I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. | It's False
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| #7 Posted on 4.2.03 2014.25 | "What are you doing? ... You know you don't have to do that now. ... Why do now what you can do later? ... Work sucks!--It can wait. ... You've got better things to do. ... All work and no play makes you a dull boy. ... Go have fun!--Don't waste your time working. ... Life's too short to work. ... Hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
Hey, that's kinda fun! I said it before and I'll say it again. This is THE catchphrase for the 21st century!
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| #8 Posted on 4.2.03 2016.52 | Waffleking, That was f*&king hilarious
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| #9 Posted on 4.2.03 2030.45 | "You don't deserve to be treated that way. He works for you. You can't let him make decisions like that. You've had a title thrown in the trash before. Can you afford to do that again? The Kid won't mind, he hates him anyway. Screw him. It's your company, after all. Who's going to say you're wrong? Hey, he screwed himself, right? But, then, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
"All I ever asked for in life is an unfair advantage." Microchip, Punisher Annual #2
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| #10 Posted on 4.2.03 2109.13 | "He really isn't as good as you ... Sure, he'll say he is, but deep down, he knows he's not (denial) ... It's all right not to give him credit ... After all, why does he deserve it? You're better than him (knowledge) ... Just because of his skin color, he thinks he's entitled to a fair share? (no way) ... You know better than that ... Don't be afraid to tell him he's inferior... but make sure to use simple words (simplicity) ... Hey; he's got to understand, right? ... I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
And if you want a built-in feud with D-Lo, there you go.
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| #11 Posted on 4.2.03 2118.30 | "Go ahead...give your children control of the family business...you stole it from your father...why shouldn't they be allowed to steal it from you?...you worked hard, dodging lawsuits and hirings steroid doctors to make a fortune with this business...you deserve a break...who cares if the ratings go in the trash?...they can't blame you, you weren't even there...if things get really bad, scapegoat your biggest draw in 10 years...he's the psychopath...he walked out on the crowd...it wasn't daddy's little girl who dropped the ball...hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know..."
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| #12 Posted on 4.2.03 2151.07 | | These are great. | Nag
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| #13 Posted on 4.2.03 2329.20 | What's the big deal about consistency? Dose our memory span longer then a week anyway? Don't burn yourself out on such trivial matters. If you can't change the world in a month, then do it overnight? Live for the present, disregard the past. And if the present don't make sense don't fret, cause today is tomorrow's yesterday. Life is a puzzle, and your the one cutting the pieces. And if things get bad, just remember nepotism solves everything....Hey I am not telling you anything you don't already know!
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